A Waldo and Wally Movie Review On...

Star Wars v. Spider-Man Showdown!!

The Chicks

WALLY: Natalie Portman- many luscious skin outfits gets the nod over one Dunst nipplee scene. And Portman is just hotter. There’s a little lesson in life for all you little girls. SW

The FX

WALDO: Spider-Man was good but SW was all FX. SW.

The Story

WALDO: Spider-Man, more complex. Wait. SW was more complex. Maybe that’s the point. But Spider-Man was more emotionally complex and that carries more weight. SM.

WALLY: S and Mmmmm. Let the beatings begin. S and Mmmmmm. (Who got that one?)

The Writing

WALLY: Spider-Man- Any movie with the quote- “I’ve been dying a little every day since you came back into my life” has got to go. I can just see Natalie Portman reading the script at home and cringing. SM

The Direction

WALDO: Spider-Man. SW looked great but he forgot to direct the actors. SM

The Action Scenes

WALDO: SW- more, lots more. SW.

The Water-Cooler Factors

WALLY: SW- Yoda baby, Yoda. And that damn dead Shmi Skywalker resting her head. Damn that’s funny. SW.

Overall

WALDO: SW edges Spiderman. Just a funner movie to watch. Spiderman’s story is better and had good action but SW 2 was a lush epic of eye candy and you can’t wait to see it over and over again. To hell with the story.

WALLY: It’s still early but early indications look like Spedum Man will eek out a win over SW for the box office crown.

WALDO: Spedum Man?

WALLY: You know what spedum is?

WALDO: I’m afraid to ask. So we’ll just say goodbye til’ the next big summer movie comes out. Undercover Brother is supposedly be funny and Insomnia is getting raved reviews. Enough looks as bad as I thought it would. Til’ next time.

 

 

 

 

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