(WARNING: Bad words ahead)

8 Mile(***1/2, suckah)
starring Eminem, Brittany Murphy directed by Curtis Hanson (L.A. Confidential, Wonder Boys)

(you really have to know the tune of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem to get the full effect so turn on the radio, it should be on in about five minutes)

Here we go...

He's sittin there, in his chair, wit a stare, writer's block, whoa shit, baby don't go there

Saw this movie, was a beauty, it had a cutie, hot bitch, Brittany Murphy fucked Em's patootie

Bout a rapper who's white and poor, Detroit, Life's a crapper, bitch slapper, mom's disappoint

Started off wit Em in battle y'know, instead of rockin' the show he straight dropped a choke,

Blowin' his chance, at gettin', respect in the scene, got no money, moved into mom's trailer, got dayeeeem,

His homies got his back but they got no back, got no rap, Mekhi Phifer got some game but the rest was wack,

SHOW, wasn't bad-ya-see, WHOPE, there-goes-gravity, WHOPE, there-goes-gravity, NOPE, it-ain't-that-easy,

To see a bunch a movies then write reviews, bout my views, when it stinks like Peppy Le Pew

You Better LOSE yourself in the movie, moment ya buy tickey, better never let it go, You only get one shot do not miss your chance to go, if ya piss then you'll miss a part of the SHOW

2nd verse, 2nd act, Em's acting black, was he good, was he wack? well he was-n't that

Thought there'd be more rappin' in the middle of the film, just life in Detroit and how it kills,

In short, life sucks being white and poor and goin' home when your got damn mom's a whore-

Your girl's a whore, your job's a bore, say no more, out the door, gotta get my fuckin' life in order,

Needless to say, Eminem got his way, saved the day, and he's even kind to gays

Homeboy straight ripped shit up on the stage, in a rage, in ya face on the screen straight from the page

Funny raps in battles he OH, he unravels, he OH, they unravel, he OH, he does travel, in the span of week from beginning to end, life goes from shit, in the end: re-demp-tion!

You Better LOSE yourself in the movie, moment ya buy tickey, better never let it go, You only get one shot do not miss your chance to go, if ya piss then you'll miss a part of the SHOW

I ain't a rapper, a writah, directah, pied pipah, I ain't from the street, ya know, I'm just tryin' ta

Give ya little somethin' to remember me by, bye-bye, N'Sync? fuck em, in your eye,

Cuz I'm inspired, I'm tired, of chasin' this dream, fuckin' 30, unemployed with a law degree,

I'm gettin madder, and madder, of chasin' the ball, Muthatfuckahs in this town don't return my calls,

Em said, if-somethin's-gonna-happen-well-it-better-happen-now, Well-nothin's-gonna-happen-by-just-sittin'-on-the-couch,

Ya gotta get up off ya ass, and ya hit the game hard, Have faith in ya self that yer not a re-tard

The movie's well made, in the shade, but lesson's learned, don't be a chump and get played,

Stay true to yourself, I was inspired, to write this rap but now I think that I'll retire,

And tomorrow I'ma hit the game harder in style, not great but damn good, go see 8 Mile...

Fuck it, I'm done...

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